I haven’t felt so alone in the longest time.
A thousand miles seems pretty far,
but they’ve got planes and trains and cars.
I’d walk to you if I had no other way.
Our friends would all make fun of us,
and we’ll just laugh along because
we know that none of them have felt this way.
(via whataboutmycape)
I like the way you work it
(via 90s90s90s)
(via comradechris)
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Dear Rangers fans:
Sorry, not sorry.
can you say -
just kidding i have no words
Number two turn on: men in suits.
Number one turn on: Bruins players in suits.
Walk by a cute guy
Normal girls: turns around to check out his butt
Me: Turns around to see who's on the back of his bruins shirt
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life
(via sailingaroundtheroom)
